mega48man's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Castle Crashers patch]

wtf?

how the hell is this even remotely related to castle crashers? everyone else here seems to like it, but i'm the only one who has a negative opinion about the clock crew. every time i see a flash where the author goes under the same clock name (pirateclock, beerclock, clockclock, penisclock, etc.) every flash is the same, SOMETHING RETARDED LIKE THIS, it seriously pisses me off. but then i've seen really high quality flashes with all the fruit people clocks, and they looked really professional. i'm gonna send strawberry clock a private message to see just what's going on.

lazydoctor responds:

"everyone else here seems to like it, but i'm the only one who has a negative opinion about the clock crew"

Well, you know what that means? It means all of us are humorless retards that are only good to piss of awesome newgrounds members who happen to have exquisite taste when it comes to flash animations (like you) and only give 10's to the best of the best of newgrounds... yes incredible animations like "the real cloverfield" and "ninja gaiden". We should be excluded from this site, excluded I said? NO! We should get raped by the ban hammer because GREAT and INTELLIGENT people like you just don't get it.

I am deeply sorry, I will now proceed to go to my king, StrawberryClock, and tell him I just give up as a clock.

Thank you, you smart motherfucker, thank you.

[One Big Morphing Orgasm]

this is a first

i saw the title, quite inapropiate. i noticed the mass amounts of artists, starting to sound like a kitty krew production. but then i see the score, and i puzzled, i puzzled my puzzler until my puzzler was puzzed. and as i watched the movie, noticed the screen saver download options, and the absence of sexual humor, i realized those collab spammers have finally quit and let a new generation of real artists show their creative minds to the rest of the world. to you 10 artists and 5 composers, my hat's off to you, you've shown what real art is all about.

TheBoogley responds:

You're poor puzzler, you should see a doctor or a quiz master or something about it...
There were actually 47 artists involved! :D

[Madness Awesome]

uh, no

i was watching it, watching it, putting up with it, because i understand making fash movies is hard work and all (i've been through such hell myslef) but right when you got up to "jesus....DIE!" I said screw it, to blam lands with this thing. first off, you need to increase your FPS rate, a lot. the higher the frame rate and the more frames you have, the better. second, the guy with the halo from the madness series is not jesus, he is "the savior". confusing the two is understandable, but shooting jesus deserves a hard kick in the balls, even if you're not christan/catholic. if i made a flash movie of myself pissing on allah or something, would that be funny? didn't think so. lastly, your sense of humor needs work. don't use jokes that only you find funny, use jokes that you KNOW the public will find funny. once again, what's funnier, A) me pissing and shitting all over allah -or- B) stars wars kid rescuing hank from the clown and getting owned in the most humiliated way. the answer, is C) the clown checking his scouter to find out hanks power level, which is OVER 9000.

Dmabster responds:

AHEM i never said it was Jesus CHrist... Oh wait yes i did. It couldve been Hezuz Chrest from walmart.

BTW ITZ OVA NIEN FOWZAHND

[GunChest Episode 02_02]

genaric anime done right!

wow! i have to imagine that there was a lot of work put into this flash. the 3D effects (i know there's a program for that though) storyline, voice acting, great work there. the only thing i can really bitch about would have to be the one thing everyone bitches about when they complain about anime...script and voice acting. sure, you have several different voice actors working here, but the script is just as bad as it was in Devil May Cry 4: "you sure can hide pretty good but that smell...woo!...there's no hiding that!" plus, the voice acting itself could use a bit more enthusiam. and for just for good measure, i'm going to throw out something every person who watches anime wants...voice actors who don't just read the script, no matter how bad it is, but put some extremely good acting behind it. another thing that wasn't all too bad but still there was the lag. in some parts, the flash seemed to freeze and then start up again after a second, but in a different frame. i know everyone's seen it happen, but of course, it happens because of how much effort's being put into the flash, which no one can blame you for.

we give GunChest Episode 02_02 four memory chips "burn them all!" out of five
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GunChest responds:

I really thanks...
So...nice reivew.

[Just dunkin"]

pretty good!

hey, that was pretty good! you had different sets of layers, a common theme and overall story, and this is really good for a first work! just a few tips for ya-i know it's hard work, but add more frames and increase the Frames per second rate. this will make the flash smoother to watch and will give it a little more of a professional look. also, for the stick figure guy, don't draw him out freestyle, use straight lines. if youve watched any of the Xiao Xiao series, you'll see each imb is perfectly straight, and there's a tool for that. Each limb should be a separate frame, but keep it organized. COLOR! many have said this, and don't be afraid to throw in some grass or blue skies, or even clouds (animate the clouds if you want). and last thing, lets try and get some music and a play button in there. i know there's a way to insert a layer for just a music clip, and there's a page on NG where you can get button for your flash. anyway, take these points into consideration and make an improved version of this, i'll be looking forward to it!

bunker2 responds:

Thank you and yea i could of used some more grahics like a backround and stuff. And i agree the FPS was very slow, i was trying to put frames in between but i screwed it up. Good thing i saved a copy just incase or i wouldnt be able to put it up. Thanks again for the advice!

[No Mercy For The Damned]

wait a sec...

wait wait wait wait wait .............. wait, who's getting chopped by the axe and who's doing the chopping? we see the clown from madness with the axe, but then the girl has the axe at the end. plus, she was in an asylum, so might of thought she was the clown bringing the axe down on who she thought was the "damned". I know sometimes it's better not t know the truth and just be happy with what you know, but, I MUST KNOW!!!!

Rawmin responds:

Alright...Alright,

Its really meant to be vague, but if you read some of the text that scroll by over the case file, it says that she has schizophrenia, so the clown and her are basically one in the same.

-Rawmin

[A Kitty Krew Apology]

awwww

apology accepted! doesn't it feel better to just say sorry? (i'm crying my eyes out already) everyone at newgrounds forgives you guys (that song was....was..........it was beautiful *sob*)

ToFlashOrNotToFlash responds:

I <3 U

[Smash Bros. Brawl Intro]

it was ok, great for your flash art experience

the rest of you guys are being too hard on the rating. one thing's for sure, i could never pull off flash like that, that took some hard work to make. i give it a 3 or 4. Moorlder8000, of course it made sense, it was listing off all the brawl characters like a trailer. brunoworks, you're being a bad critic, you dont know a good flash when you see one. and xxliver-quiverxx, there was plenty of effort in this flash! you guys really need to appreciate the work that goes into these flashes, it's an incredible amout of time, skill, and effort put forth. i think you did a good job M-kudas, keep up the good work,

M-Kudas responds:

Hey... thanks :o

[Agnry Rant]

I KNOW!

DUDE! it's about time some else thought kitty krew and clock crew and all those nooobs need to get the FUCK off of newgrounds! and what better way to get the message out than put them under the pico day submissions! genius! the world needs more people like you, not like that FUCKING little cult COCK CREW AND THEY'RE STUPID LITTLE ORANGES AND SHIT WEARING CLOCKS ON THIER FUCKING BLOWN -BY-ANOTHER-MALE FACES! god, I'm really pissed off right now, thanks for helping getting the message out.

Omenator responds:

Uhm... Uh...

*runs away*

[Spider-Man: Ruthless]

WOW! great job!

that was really good! i can see you put a lot of time a effort into that, movie and it brought fourth a really good result! my hat's off to you. (although, the symbiote never made it to 2032, and around then either spider girl had already taken over or it would of moved on to the spider man series where it takes place in the far distant future (where's there's no symbiote)) but i still think you did a really good job! (i voted 5!)

Vegeton responds:

Thanks! BUt Spider-man is wearing the black costume, which he always kept, not the symbiote. In Back In Black, Peter dones the black costume for the first time since the Clone Saga because it represents him letting loose and not caring, showing the same anger and ruthlessness he had when he did have the symbiote.

Also, Spider-girl doesn't ever exist in the regular 616 mainstream marvel universe, she belongs to the 982 MC2 universe which was set-up in What If? #105.