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mega48man
i'm not the jesus of suburbia / i'm not the enemy / my name is jake eagle / the victor of society!

Jake Eagle @mega48man

Age 30, Male

Lahser High School

Joined on 11/5/07

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"blam the spam!" the petition

Posted by mega48man - October 11th, 2008


http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
435913

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
433195

http://the-deadduck.newgrounds.com/

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
463618

http://deadduck444.newgrounds.com/

i'm sure you are all aware of the constant spam and beatings newgrounds has been taking from those arrogant jerk spammers. for those who are new to this, don't feel left out, i'll clue you in.
-there's two kinds of spam flashes and two kinds of spammers
flashes-
-long, drawn out, random flashes that usually probably have some horribly drawn sexual (and i quote) "humor" and may even try to portray their flash as something else entirly, much like mastermind 4 5 and 6, which were not submited by the swain.

-massive collabs that involve many different flash authors (a lot of times, the same authors for different 'collabs') and have the same content as any other spam flash, annoying seisure giving slide shows of genitilia. i know, doesn't sound pleasant, and it is not.

artists (at least that's what they call themselves)
-singles indivduals who have either a few or many different accounts on newgrounds so they can include all of their accounts under collabs, (which by the quality can clearly be pointed out as non0collab effort) and they use their seperate accounts to vote 5 on their flashes and vote 0 on actually good flashes, like the metal awesome movies for example, which would have a 5/5 if it weren't for these people.

-groups who number in the masses that individually create flashes and submit them, then vote 5 on their horrible flash and 5 on all of their co-worker's flashes. and of course, they and their team vote 0 on all of the good flashes, which is why no flash on newgrounds actually has a 5/5.
(ok, i know, flashes can't actually get 5/5 because the more votes there are, the less each new vote changes the score, but hey, you know they rate low anyway)

we can all agree that the so called "kitty krew" is one of these spammers. they submit the some of the most annoying flashes here on newgrounds, and everyone is wondering "howcome these things don't get blammed?" this goes for every other spam out there, well, here's why: these submissions don't break any of the flash submission rules. not of course, this is just the kk (kitty krew) submissions, which is simply a trademarked cat dancing on a plain constantly color changing background. a huge amout of other spam flashes show a lot of offensive views. for instance, i was look around on some of these spam flashes to help support my argument, and instead of "everything by everyone" under the loader bar, it said "everything by jews"...what the hell? i also found a spammer who i found in a collab spam under the name "n****r the hedgehog" i know it's just a name, but come on. it's insulting to our speedy little blue friend, and my best friend (who is black) thinks black people reffering to other black people as 'n***a'/'n****r' is completely offensive to the entire african american population.

i left some links at the top of the page, these links go to the typical spam flashes and typical spam artists, so take a look just to see what we're dealing with. don't forget to veiw the kitty krew newgrounds page, it's the definition of group spammer. notice that the kitty krew has submited more flashes than our beloved egoraptor. now Egoraptor created his account in 2001, and the kk created it's account (i don't use the word they because i don't respect them enough for that) and that is disturbing.

now we all want the spammers gone, right? well, we can't just report them, it doesn't work like that. so i made this petition, in hopes to help newgrounds and make it better for everyone. so if you share my opinion and want these spammers gone, you can reply and say you want them gone. also, if you come across a spam flash, post it in a reply along with the names of the author(s).

with any luck, an admin will notice this and pitch in to.

-it is time to end the spamming on newgrounds, once and for all, but everyone needs to help. after all, everything by everyone-

"blam the spam!" the petition


Comments

alex-shelly just spammed u!!! if u go to his account u will see what i mean!!!

not only did HE (you know why) spam me, but his profile picture breaks some of the newgrounds rules. and thanks for telling me about him, he's technically a spammer.

i hate spammrs get them off ng!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

amen!

oh oh oh put me on that list I submit lots of teh spam!!!!!!!

A petition against the spam? Hmm. I tried that about a year ago, then I opened up my mind, watched a few of the spam movies without seriousness and found that I hated them less than I thought. I also came to like some of the spammers on the BBS. So yeah, I can see where you're coming from, but maybe you should try getting to know some of these guys, they're actually pretty cool dudes.

well, i just don't find loop flashes of dicks floating in circles that have backgrounds which actually have given me a seizure "pretty cool". but i'm glad to see you're aware of that spam, great to hear someone out there understands

username associated with some completely forgotten video game character... check
"i is pr0ud tah bee an americon" all over the place... check
wall of text... check
nerd hate ... check
Age/Gender: 15, Male... check
conclusion : nerd seeking attention
pfffft....

i don't want attention god dammit, i want people to read this and walk away with a good piece of mind. and since when do i talk 'e1ite sp3ak'? i only say 'proud to be an american' once and what's wrong with being american? are you racist or something?

i go on your page to see just what about makes you so high and mighty you get boss other people around, turns out, you're just some kid who sits at home and does nothing all day. hey, at least i have balls to go out and try to fix my problems. now get up of your ass and get back in school, your parents might not give a shit about you, but the economy needs educated people in the workforce right now, so hurry up.

fuk u fanboy attention whore go die in a fire

whoa whoa whooooa, fanboy? attention whore? i don't think so. to anyone who's reading, here's a good example of how spammers are made. SpankyMgee (wtf kinda name is that?) thinks that from reading my post that i'm a fanboy attention whore. now just where in my post do i mention anything related to that topic? apparently, Spanky here was too lazy to read the whole post and comprehend it, a sign of ignorance and immaturity (no offense).