did i just watch a twisted version of a pilot episode of pokemon? a more pressing question, why is my boner so unbearably hard right now?

why do i love this so much, i thought i was done being 13. bravo, even if this is from 2009

sorry chum

i see you put a ton of work into it, the whole "evolution revolution" really grabbed me and sucked me in. the evolution path and awesome soundtrack was pretty sweet to, and the visuals looked fantastic, but as a game, i felt it was lacking fun, at least for a while.

top down shooters aren't as fun if it's auto-fire, at least make auto-fire an unlockable or cheat. the procedurally generated enemies are nice, but there's no fun it's predictable from the very start. learning which ways the ships go through experience is much more fun, it gives a challenge to the game and it's much more engaging for the player.

however, it got a lot more fun once dogging bullets becomes the primary concern over blasting baddies. and beating the first mini-boss is quite satisfying. but what was that about secondary fire increased? is there a second weapon i don't know about? a tutorial or button map for these things would be nice to.

so i'm not saying it's a bad game, i'm just thrown off by how non-traditional it is. take raidenx for example, in my opinion it is one of the greatest top-down jet fighter flash games of all time (and i have beaten it, the ending is so glorious and satisfying). raidenx should be used as a template for future top-down shooter games.

BROHOOF

i have never laughed so fuckin hard i cried. on youtube i honestly thought this was the new song when second. how the fuck do i make this my ringtone? give me 10 minutes...

YES

I APPROVE

hellboy!

sweet, it's hellboy. i love it! i really wanna take this picture and make a multi-layer grafitti stencil out of it. i'll get around to it after my AP exams!

love it

hey, it's me again. and like last time, i love it. there is honestly nothing more you can do to improve this piece (except give the green background a CBGB make over, but it probably works best with the chalk board green. that and the white text give it a school look).