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did i just watch a twisted version of a pilot episode of pokemon? a more pressing question, why is my boner so unbearably hard right now?

why do i love this so much, i thought i was done being 13. bravo, even if this is from 2009

(wtf is this new rating system, i don't even)

anyways, this is really good, i can't wit to see the finished product, this song is great and your pacing is good.

one thing though; when the earth girl goes blind, you should take out all color from her eyes. i know you changed her eye color to show she went blind, but i didn't really notice that happened until the end when she got her vision back. taking the color out of her eyes is a much better way to show some one's lost their vision.

so yeah, can't wait to see that! hope you follow my advice!

Recent Game Reviews

27 Game Reviews

i got the same problem

i'm logged in but it still says new grounds members only. i love the music player though, that's gonna make this thing great once it starts working.

this is insane!

i mean it! there's probably something out there that does this better, but i haven't seen it, and this is on newgrounds. i can use this to find new bands for genres i like or genres i want to find more artists in. and imagine how many other people who find this could be exposed to good music! hell, i saw pendulum show up on my first luck search, that says something! (but there's also a bunch of really random forgein stuff. i'm not against it, but when it's really random i just go right to the skip button)

sorry chum

i see you put a ton of work into it, the whole "evolution revolution" really grabbed me and sucked me in. the evolution path and awesome soundtrack was pretty sweet to, and the visuals looked fantastic, but as a game, i felt it was lacking fun, at least for a while.

top down shooters aren't as fun if it's auto-fire, at least make auto-fire an unlockable or cheat. the procedurally generated enemies are nice, but there's no fun it's predictable from the very start. learning which ways the ships go through experience is much more fun, it gives a challenge to the game and it's much more engaging for the player.

however, it got a lot more fun once dogging bullets becomes the primary concern over blasting baddies. and beating the first mini-boss is quite satisfying. but what was that about secondary fire increased? is there a second weapon i don't know about? a tutorial or button map for these things would be nice to.

so i'm not saying it's a bad game, i'm just thrown off by how non-traditional it is. take raidenx for example, in my opinion it is one of the greatest top-down jet fighter flash games of all time (and i have beaten it, the ending is so glorious and satisfying). raidenx should be used as a template for future top-down shooter games.

Recent Audio Reviews

18 Audio Reviews

BROHOOF

i have never laughed so fuckin hard i cried. on youtube i honestly thought this was the new song when second. how the fuck do i make this my ringtone? give me 10 minutes...

YES

I APPROVE

pretty good, but how?

this sounds really cool, but i made a song garage band, kinda the same way you did. i even recongize the beats, that's actually the same beat i used in mine! but mich, the guy in charge of the audio portal or something, banned me and said it was "duplo music". what makes yours different from mine?

p.s. i'm not bashing u, i voted 5

landon91 responds:

I gave credit to Apple. You may not have done that.

Recent Art Reviews

12 Art Reviews

hellboy!

sweet, it's hellboy. i love it! i really wanna take this picture and make a multi-layer grafitti stencil out of it. i'll get around to it after my AP exams!

g4mbi7girl responds:

lemme know what it looks like if you do that!

love it

hey, it's me again. and like last time, i love it. there is honestly nothing more you can do to improve this piece (except give the green background a CBGB make over, but it probably works best with the chalk board green. that and the white text give it a school look).

boooring

you just traced the living crap out of the promo stuff for Nightmare on elm street. the new one was pretty bad anyway. you should be creating your OWN artwork with your OWN photos and your OWN ideas, not someone elses. i'm offended that this gets on the portal and i, an art scholarship candidate, can't get anything on the portal for more than a month without being unscouted for no reason.

you get 3 stars for taking the time to trace it, or the 2 minutes it takes to go into filter gallery, choose sponge with the setting all the way to one side, and add a little overlay/soft light blood splatter.

StudioGiselle responds:

I guess you just needed somewhere to vent off your frustrations but I really think next time you should do it elsewhere. It's not my fault you didn't get scouted or that you have been unscouted.
Perhaps if you put a bit more effort in your art and were a bit nicer to others you would gain more popularity; just my two cents.

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