mega48man's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Castle Crashers patch]

wtf?

how the hell is this even remotely related to castle crashers? everyone else here seems to like it, but i'm the only one who has a negative opinion about the clock crew. every time i see a flash where the author goes under the same clock name (pirateclock, beerclock, clockclock, penisclock, etc.) every flash is the same, SOMETHING RETARDED LIKE THIS, it seriously pisses me off. but then i've seen really high quality flashes with all the fruit people clocks, and they looked really professional. i'm gonna send strawberry clock a private message to see just what's going on.

lazydoctor responds:

"everyone else here seems to like it, but i'm the only one who has a negative opinion about the clock crew"

Well, you know what that means? It means all of us are humorless retards that are only good to piss of awesome newgrounds members who happen to have exquisite taste when it comes to flash animations (like you) and only give 10's to the best of the best of newgrounds... yes incredible animations like "the real cloverfield" and "ninja gaiden". We should be excluded from this site, excluded I said? NO! We should get raped by the ban hammer because GREAT and INTELLIGENT people like you just don't get it.

I am deeply sorry, I will now proceed to go to my king, StrawberryClock, and tell him I just give up as a clock.

Thank you, you smart motherfucker, thank you.

[One Big Morphing Orgasm]

this is a first

i saw the title, quite inapropiate. i noticed the mass amounts of artists, starting to sound like a kitty krew production. but then i see the score, and i puzzled, i puzzled my puzzler until my puzzler was puzzed. and as i watched the movie, noticed the screen saver download options, and the absence of sexual humor, i realized those collab spammers have finally quit and let a new generation of real artists show their creative minds to the rest of the world. to you 10 artists and 5 composers, my hat's off to you, you've shown what real art is all about.

TheBoogley responds:

You're poor puzzler, you should see a doctor or a quiz master or something about it...
There were actually 47 artists involved! :D

[Animator vs. Animation II]

woops

hey, you know that review i sent under the first "animator vs. animation"? yeah, um, sorry bout that, it was this one that was on tv. hurry up and sue them. it was on MY TV 20, the worlds funniest moments, wednesday oct. 8th, aprox. 9:45 pm.

[Animator vs. Animation]

OH MY GOD!

DUDE! I JUST SAW YOUR FLASH ON TV!!! I'M FUCKING SERIOUS!!!! ON MYTV 20, THERE WAS THIS SHOW CALLED THE WORLDS FUNNIEST MOMENTS, (i'll turn the caps off now) and one of their videos was YOUR FLASH MOVIE!!!! this happened like, TEN SECONDS AGO, and i mean, I WROTE THIS TEN SECONDS AFTER I SAW IT!!!! you're movin up in the world man, but you might wanna sue them for not telling you they were gonna use your movie without your premission.

[Madness Awesome]

uh, no

i was watching it, watching it, putting up with it, because i understand making fash movies is hard work and all (i've been through such hell myslef) but right when you got up to "jesus....DIE!" I said screw it, to blam lands with this thing. first off, you need to increase your FPS rate, a lot. the higher the frame rate and the more frames you have, the better. second, the guy with the halo from the madness series is not jesus, he is "the savior". confusing the two is understandable, but shooting jesus deserves a hard kick in the balls, even if you're not christan/catholic. if i made a flash movie of myself pissing on allah or something, would that be funny? didn't think so. lastly, your sense of humor needs work. don't use jokes that only you find funny, use jokes that you KNOW the public will find funny. once again, what's funnier, A) me pissing and shitting all over allah -or- B) stars wars kid rescuing hank from the clown and getting owned in the most humiliated way. the answer, is C) the clown checking his scouter to find out hanks power level, which is OVER 9000.

Dmabster responds:

AHEM i never said it was Jesus CHrist... Oh wait yes i did. It couldve been Hezuz Chrest from walmart.

BTW ITZ OVA NIEN FOWZAHND

[Transformers Mediocrity 2]

about time!

well, i haven't seen a transformers flash movie that stuck true to every part of the original G1 series quite this well in a REALLY long time! the music from the ORIGINAL transformers movie soundtrack, original characters including primus (who really is cybertron) the whole squid thing which was true in one storyline who's plot i forget, and the megatron action figure. I have the same question, why the hell is the trigger on the crotch? xD anyway, i hope to see more, keep up the good work! (try and throw in the quitisans if you can, you know, the five faced evil guy with the robotic tentacles and army of sharkticons)

[Clone High School Musical]

XD classic!

what's better than bad mouthing a bullshit disney movie? i'll tell what's better, bad mouthing a bullshit disney movie and a childish star wars spin off at the same time! heh heh heh, classic. you should make more of these, except with different retarded movies or even really good movies. I'm get anxious for them already!

[GunChest Episode 02_02]

genaric anime done right!

wow! i have to imagine that there was a lot of work put into this flash. the 3D effects (i know there's a program for that though) storyline, voice acting, great work there. the only thing i can really bitch about would have to be the one thing everyone bitches about when they complain about anime...script and voice acting. sure, you have several different voice actors working here, but the script is just as bad as it was in Devil May Cry 4: "you sure can hide pretty good but that smell...woo!...there's no hiding that!" plus, the voice acting itself could use a bit more enthusiam. and for just for good measure, i'm going to throw out something every person who watches anime wants...voice actors who don't just read the script, no matter how bad it is, but put some extremely good acting behind it. another thing that wasn't all too bad but still there was the lag. in some parts, the flash seemed to freeze and then start up again after a second, but in a different frame. i know everyone's seen it happen, but of course, it happens because of how much effort's being put into the flash, which no one can blame you for.

we give GunChest Episode 02_02 four memory chips "burn them all!" out of five
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GunChest responds:

I really thanks...
So...nice reivew.