mega48man's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Lost Gift Trailer]

no way....

(first of all, that's what she said (the opening paragraph)) and second, there is just no way someone can make a 30 minute movie that good just out of flash! this is gonna be awsome! an who cares? put it on newgrounds anyway! i'm pretty sure tom fulp or P-bot, or whoever runs this place would let ssubmit it! besides, WE ALL WANNA SEE IT! (or at least put it on youtube, or sell it on itunes)

[Transformers Mediocrity]

well, all right!

sweet! it's about time i see someone who actually KNOWS about the real tansformers G1 series (with all the original movie soundtrack) and doesn't THINK they know all about transformers just because they saw the michel bay remake. excellent job maverick, excellent job!

[Double Dragon X]

bout time!

all right! it's about time i see a couple of white guys using martial arts to kick other white guys asses! this IS the shit! takes me back to street fighter, good old days. (by the way, i have to ask you, did you have any reference to capcom's final fight one in this flash?) anywho, i think this is what i needed to watch after a long day, thanks man.

[The MAC & PC show]

i love macS!

that was hilarious, but why gears of war with halo theme, i think your just promoting microsoi know i sound like douche in what i'm about to say, but please take lightly to it, you know what PC? we an play games to, just go out and buy the mac version, geez. as ironic as it seems, i SOOOO wanted to get halo for the mac when i saw on the shelf. and hey, mac's have super virus protection not supplied from McAfee or norton like PC's have to, we're just immune to viruses. and oh! did i hear that mac's don't freeze up like PC's do? I THINK SO! plus, macs are WAAAAAY easier to use than PC's. you want something done the way you want it? just follow the step by step guiding process. on a PC, you get it the way you want about after some long time of reading all the fine print to make sure it's done properly, and then SYCKE! DOSN'T WORK! GOTTA DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN! and with mac's founder Apple supplying ipods, and iphones, and ieverything, they have the money to put in to research for making better desktop and laptop mac's. where as microsoft is relying on the never ending halo 3 fan boy population (which is considerably enormous) to keep making xbox's and 360's and microsoft licensed games.

ok, i'm done bicthing. by the way, nice flash movie, i laughed my ass off!

[Goldenclock's Valentines]

yep, not story

whyhellogoledenclockhowareyoutodayiam veryfinetodayonvalentinesdayhappyvale ntinesdaynomeclockwhythankyougoldencl ockyouhavemademydaytodaylolololol!
thats all i could make out, much because thats what i was expecting. the dialogues went by to fast, so i couldn't read them, thus..... no story.

LincolnGrinder responds:

it was just suppposed to be a little movie. nothing big.

[Smash Kingdom Melee]

music

ah man, can you like, post a link under author comments for the music alvin used? dude, that was sweet. first it was like techno synthisized version of the SSBB theme, and then it was a deeper even more epic version of it, sweetness. that'd be great, thanks!

[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]

that was, ok. nah, i'll come right out with it...

well, i think this is my 5(?) reveiw, i'm not sure, they keep getting deleted, so i'll and give you some constructive criticism. (i even had the guts to watch the whole thing this time, it sucked though)

audio quality-well, it sounded like a dying ally cat. i mean, your trying something, "what is it boy? Jimmy's stuck in the well? the barn's on fire? you and your brother got stuck to each other while trying to have sex?" i couldn't understand a word anyone or anything was saying.

visual quality-yeeeeah, BULLSHIT. you once told us this was supposed to piss off 13 year old fan boys, and well, it worked. it just seems you happened to piss off the rest of the world off too. really, the graphics sucked. no offense......(LOLOLOLOL) what am i saying? anyway, yeah, you really need to make a movie where everyone's wearing something descent.

ability to stay on topic-this wasn't even remotely based on SSBB. i see mario and that luigi thing, i see yoshi, link, samus, wheelchair kid, and stuff, but i had to have someone help me figure out who they were. this is going back to visual quality, but i wanted to bring that out to show the unnecessary 'randomness'.

overall performance- i'm just gonna come out and say, this sucked. everyone LOOKS like their having sex with people with sexual gender disorders, theres no effort put into it, what's up with the wheelchair kid and the clock crew in a 3-5 some at the end(?), and it's amazing P-bot let this movie on here! sory pirate clock, i already hate you due to your other offenses like insulting virginia tech and praising suddam, but i'm trying to be a little nicer here. you should work up on your flash animations skills. you too grey clock, although i'm not even sure how good of an artist you are.

anyway, TROGDOR!

[You Are A Pirate Clock]

die pirate clock

good riddens pirate clock, you were lower than scum. when you insulted virginia tech with that flash of yours, you sank as lower as hitler. SHE WOULD KNOW AAAAALL ABOUT HITLER, B/C SHE LIVES IN GERMANY. she dosn't know ANYTHING about america.